Monthly Archives: May 2014
After the Zombie Apocalypse
After the zombie apocalypse, there won’t be any running water. Why? I have no idea. Maybe the zombies will turn it off at the main, which I like to think is a giant rusted wheel thingie in a room deep … Continue reading
The Incident
Perdita speaks: That sure does look like a nice couch. I can tell, even though you have those chairs on it, that it would be a really comfortable place for a dog such as myself. I would be very cozy … Continue reading
Birthdays
Well, I have had a birthday since I last checked in here. I am not going to say which birthday, because I have gone from a policy of scrupulous and even unaskedfor honesty on the subject of age to feeling … Continue reading