You would think that given my circumstances I would be up to my armpits in bodies. But despite the fact that I am a middle aged single white female with a bookstore job, who enjoys cooking, cats and knitting, I have never yet found a corpse. And if I did find a corpse? I can pretty much guarandamntee you that I would not then feel it incumbent upon me to solve the murder. So I guess I fail the cozy mystery test.